I bring you: Kyubey shaming
I never got the oportunity to see how the shit did Autobots and Decepticons beat the shit out of Unicron (If they ever did that is) because holy shit.
I feel like a Good Matchup for Unicron (out of the transformer universe) would be Galactus from marvel, like I can imagine those two fighting)
Well usually they go inside him and fuck him up with the Matrix of Leadership.
"So…you want me to bother mom just for cake? You can’t just ask her for some? Or buy some?"
She won’t share any with me, because she’s mean. You know, she said I had to go on a diet too! Can you belie…uh oh…
"What have we here? A PET trying to get my daughter to help him do something stupid. I didn’t raise someone who’s an idiot Mr. Eva. Yui dear, he didn’t bother you too much did he?"
*hears some bad music blaring in another room* “Oh damn it, what kinda racket are they doing this time?”
*slams the door shut*
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE."
Black ✩ Rock Shooter
Welp, just fucked with Harmony Gold fans on facebook and pissed them off.
Today has been a good day.
Asuka sits down on the park bench and puts her head back. She felt so very ill… she in all likelihood had a fever and shouldn’t be out of her bedroom, but the redhead refused to stay home… “gott… my stomache..” she sat back up…
OH BOY, ITS DIN DIN TIME! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..wait…*sniffs Asuka* Eewwww, the food smells like it’s past due. Icky!
"I’d fuck a cake."